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“I thought this would be crispier,” and other things overheard during rat dissections

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Seniors Lily Steusser, Avery Mitchell, Jesse Levy-Rubinett, and Josephine Smith ask Mr.Whiz a question. Photo by Molly Farkas

Seniors Lily Steusser, Avery Mitchell, Jesse Levy-Rubinett, and Josephine Smith ask Mr.Whiz a question. Photo by Molly Farkas

Seniors Lily Steusser, Avery Mitchell, Jesse Levy-Rubinett, and Josephine Smith ask Mr.Whiz a question. Photo by Molly Farkas

Sophie Ryland

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We tried to decide upon a top 10 quotes overheard during the rat dissection assignment in Mr. Whiz’s class, but we just couldn’t cut the list down to 10. So here they are … the top 12 things overheard while anatomy students dissected rats.

 

12.  “I thought this would be crispier.”

 

11.  “Forget it. Let’s just ignore the fact that it’s a dead rat and just cut it open already.”

 

10.  “Student A: “Look at that! Hahahaha!”

Student B: “You’re getting way too into this.”

 

9.  “Student: “Mr.Whiz, you just laugh when you pull the skin off.”

Whiz: “I just like watching the faces.”

Student: “The rat faces or the human faces?”

Whiz: “The rats are kind of expressionless.”

 

8.  “Student A: “Think you’ll ever look at rats the same?”

Student B: “I don’t really look at rats that often.”

Student A: “That’s true.”

 

7.  *sneezes* “I’m allergic to dead rat!”

 

6.  “It’s Ratatouille!”

 

5.  “I’m in the splash zone!”

 

4.  “Student A: “How is it?”

Student B: “Dead.”

 

3.  “Oh, there’s so much liquid in it.”

 

2.  “Doctor, I think the patient died.”

 

1.  “I got rat juice all over my pen.”

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